this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
I can see my friend Caitlin with a cat like this…just because she gets all the friendly pets.
have you ever looked at someone and thought “damn I love the way your molecules are arranged.”
I know that people say only strippers pole dance, but seriously. That takes SO much talent to do
The Teletubbies unmasked
EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR
FUCK
It works.
Okay listen, I am going to get you to that hospital, or die trying. And if I succeed, I ask only one thing in return… Let me chose your child’s middle name.
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